Heard@LU

"‎”I wanna just rub my face against his scruff and then walk away….."

Facial molestation will not be tolerated on this campus.

Submitted by Jenee

"I need to change my major! What department is ritual Serial Killing under?"

Submitted by Sabrina.

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Notes Well, that's one way to put it.

Guy #1:	It's your birthday!
Guy #2:	FALSE! It's the 21st anniversary of the day I escaped out of my mother's womb!
Submitted by Erin

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"I was always a good kid though, never argued with my parents, lied, punched babies in the face. No matter how many times I wanted to though, I held back."

You’d be surprised how many Christians struggle with that one.

Submitted by David.
Caption by Sam.

Chat 2
Notes Have YOU ever turned someone's water into wine without telling them?

Girl #1:	I don't think Jesus would be against jokes.
Girl #2:	Jesus probably had better jokes than you.
Submitted by Kate

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"Friday night is the best time to study because my roommates are always out with their boyfriends. Calculus is my boyfriend."

Submitted by Kiersten.

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"I feel like a toddler, in the body of a sumo."

Overheard at an intramural soccer game.

Submitted by Alison.

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"He had a near death experience and then came back and gave us all mountain dew."

All hail the softdrink messiah.

Submitted by Jesse.

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"There’s no law against punching a small child in the face! but since the law is in our hearts we know we probably shouldn’t do that."

The same principle applies to facebook tampering and talking in the movie theater.

Submitted by Jeff.

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"You’re worth the ten reps."

Liberty boys are smoooooth.

Submitted by K.J.